Most of the applications were accompanied by photos that looked like these:
There were also some more 'professional-looking' CVs, such as this one:
|This is apparently "Glenda Campbell". However, we soon discovered this pic had been taken from a catalogue for office furnishings.|
We had narrowed it down to two candidates when this one was also revealed to be a fraud, as well as a terrible actor.
I'm happy to say I think we have found the ideal candidate. Ladies and gents, may I please welcome to the fold...
|Bob Diggity, office guy extraordinaire. Here he is, getting the Unbelievababes to help him get settled in. As you can see, he's our kinda guy.|