Monday, August 3, 2015

The Most Wanted Walter since White

It should come as no surprise that The Unbelievables take a dim view of poaching and poachers. Simply put, poaching is cheating and cheating is unjust. So it should come as no surprise that we're assisting in the pursuit, arrest and eventual prosecution of the creepy critter-killing dentist, Walter Palmer.
This shouldn't be that difficult; he's a dentist from Minnesota. A cursory search of nearby bowling alleys should turn up some good leads, although his ability to drop over $50,000 on international wildlife killing sprees does make him something of a flight risk (and how does that make you feel about the cost of a good cleaning, Minneapolis dental patients?). Once we find him, things will take their course. Normally, this is the kind of low-hanging fruit fly we'd leave to the Totally Believables (aka regular law enforcement agencies) but when somebody is basically the most hated person in the whole wide world, we feel kinda obligated to pitch in.

Actually, the more I look at pictures of his pasty goon face, the more he looks familiar. Is it possible we've dealt with this boob before, and if so, how did we not kick him out of a window and preemptively spare the world from this? Maybe Michael and Jeff have some insight into that...

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