So ... this isn't fishy.
Not in the least ...
We want to throw you a parade next weekend in your honor! Just for the heck of it! Because we really like you guys!
Think all three of you can make it to West Palm Beach, Florida to my personal botanical garden which houses the only rainforest in the United States? All you need to do is get to an airport and everything else will be taken care of on us: Transportation, food, accommodations, the works! You won't have anything to worry about!
Be here Friday night and if you're here early enough we'll take you out to dinner. Otherwise, your hotel will be waiting ... and we'll have separate rooms for all three of you.
Saturday? That's the big parade. It starts at noon so dress in your colorful best. It will run about an hour with a big BBQ at the tail end of it for you guys! And ... that night? It's party time!
Sunday - after you sleep in - we'll have a late morning send off before you head back.
I'm sure you guys can make it. If you have any questions, get in contact with me. Your plane tickets are coming via FedEx. You should have them sometime Monday afternoon.
See you then!
Gene Joyner's Unbelievable Acres Botanic Gardens
I passed the info along to Clark and Jeff so they can look into this further.
You never know what kind of parade may be being held "in our honor" ... if you know what I mean ...